Jerry Says...
Last night while standing around doing nothing at work, Jerry and I were talking about how to best talk back to a player who likes to ask other players whether they 'know Jesus' yet, should he ever make the mistake of asking us. We thought it would be funny to ask him if he knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which got us on the subject of Pastafarianism, and discussions on why the Pastafarian hell is better than the traditional hell. For those who aren't familiar with the doctrine, Pastafarian heaven has beer volcanoes and strippers. Pastafarian hell is similar, but the beer is warm and the strippers have VD. Thus, we both cracked up when Jerry said, "Yeah, Pastafarian hell is better, because it doesn't have burning, or pain, or... oh wait, I guess it could."
I've probably misquoted the exact wording, but that's basically what he said.
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